Funny Retirement Quotes

Retirement is the time when a person stops his or her employment completely. It is indeed an emotion-filled time in one’s life when the person takes permanent break from work and starts the retired life. Numerous funny retirement quotes have been given by great thinkers and philosophers through years. Here we keep a list of few funny retirement quotes.

1. The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. Anonymous
2. He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. Douglas Adams
3. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb.
4. When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. R C Sherriff.
5. Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers, Autobiography, 1949.
6. It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. Scott Elledge.
7. When one door closes, another one opens, but we often look so long and regretfully at the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us. Alexander Graham Bell.
8. Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well made. William Shakespeare.
9. Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. Malcolm Muggeridge
10. A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age. Anon
11. There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire! Groucho Marx
12. I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there's nowhere to retire to. Doctor Who
13. The money’s no better in retirement but the hours are. Anonymous
14. Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial. Seneca
15. I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. Danny McGorty
16. Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. Gene Perret
17. Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. Robert Benchley

To make your loved ones and dear ones feel special and also bring some personalized touch, you can pen some Retirement quotes to show that you really care for them and indirectly help them in their Retirement Planning.